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| Boy On Bus |
A little kid walks into a city bus
and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull
and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the
noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my
dad was an elephant and my mom a girl
elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals
until the bus driver gets angry and
yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was
gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a
bus driver!'' |
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| Bishop, Saint Peter, Bus driver |
A good and kindly bishop pops his
clogs and finds himself at heavens gates
behind a newly deceased bus driver.
Saint Peter is describing the five
hundred room marble palace that will be
the eternal home of the bus driver.
Saint Peter gets to the bishop and tells
him to go round to the back gate of the
mansion and prepare to be the bus
drivers gardner. The bishop is outraged
- "That idiot bus driver drove like a
maniac - what do you think you are
doing!!??" Saint Peter replies: "That
bus driver is highly favoured in the
heavenly realms; he put the fear of God
up more people than all the churches in
England!" |
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| Sausages & The Conductress |
A man pinched a string of sausages
from a butchers, runs down the street
and he jumps on a bus and stuffed the
sausages down the front of his trousers,
as the bus bounced along one of the
sausages popped out, he pulled out some
scissors and he cut it off, the
conductress fainted, further down the
track another sausage popped out, he
pulled out the scissors and cut it off,
then he fainted.
From: Mike -
www.yorkshireexpatsforum.com |
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